Name this song:

 

“hey yo fat girl, c’mere–are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I’m skinny
It never stopped me from gettin’ busy”

  

 Who’re you calling or should I say nicknaming ”bag of antlers”?  Not true, but I appreciate the sentiment almost as much as I appreciate Digital Underground for the Humpty Dance!  My being narrowly inclined is certainly not due to power of will and abstain is not a word in my vocabulary…  The secret lies in slimming undergarments and sangria so get busy drinking sangria, kids!  Drink this, wear that, and eat your chips, queso, and cake too. 

 

Who You Calling Fat?!

 PS – Don’t forget to pair with guacamole!!!  And enchiladas!!!  And finally thank you to my Real Housewife motivation…

  
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